I might as well come clean....

What I am about to admit will undoubtedly cause some of my friends pain....Ladi, you really should not read this post...for others it will be a source of great pride...Rob, this does not mean that I have really crossed over to the dark side (that is to say the other dark side)....

Deeep breath...I have a ONE United membership card...euuugh I feel unclean.

Purchased for one reason alone; access to premiership tickets. That and the overbearing influence of a certain NOLF*
*accronym derived to hide the identity of the privacy obsessed ;)